We Urge All Patrons to Be on the Lookout!
There is a Wild Man at Large!
We are seeking any information,
really, anything at all, pertaining to the whereabouts of the increasingly infamous miscreant ruffian,
known of late as, The Wildman of Boreal!
Sought across the Commonwealth
& in particular the Dominion of Canada
- with several spottings in
remote wilds & on urbane streets!
Reward Offered for All Fruitful Leads!
Kindly submit your report below.